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Trailer Trash?!?

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    Trailer Trash?!?

    You Know You're Trailer Trash When........

    1. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

    2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

    3. You're been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

    4. You think a woman who is "out-of-your-league" bowls on a different night.

    5. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people."

    6. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    7. Anyone in your family ever died right after saying: "Hey, watch this."

    8. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.

    9. Your junior prom had a daycare.

    10. Your wife's hairdo was once ruined by a ceiling fan.

    11. You think the last words of the Star Spangled Banner are: "Gentlemen, start your engines."

    12. You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.

    13. The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it.

    14. You have to go ourside to get something from the fridge.

    15. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

    16. You need one more hole punched in your cards to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

    17. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law against it.

    18. You think "loaded dishwasher" means your wife is drunk.

    19. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.

    20. Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.


    Last edited by ValJ; 4-12-02 at 10:30 PM.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Recker is offline Reminiscing about the 80s... xchange
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    That is funny in so many ways!

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    Cool

    1, 3 and 7 were the best....and probably the most likely to be true in most cases

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    Someone printed out this list for me at work a couple years back, but they are still hilarious as hell! Especially #3! Classic!
    Trixter

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    Thumbs up

    Funny, true(?) and scary!!
    * VACANCY!! Stalkee wanted, no certain skills required, reasonable hours, good pay! Call: 555-COWBOY
    *Superhero to a 35 year OLD sidekick
    *Resident Runaway Farmer of 80sxchange
    *The original bad guy from Die Hard!

    THE HAS RETURNED!

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    Re: Trailer Trash?!?

    Great joke!!
    Always an 80's girl! // I Sold My Soul To Rock 'N Roll // Don't Let Real Rock Die
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    LOL very funny Angel.
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    very funny!!!!!!
    is this true or trailer park trash ?

    http://www.mytrailerpark.com/

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    I live in Kentucky So I see plenty of trailor trash


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    Hehe the whole list is funny

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