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    death test

    i know this is a bit mean but here is a death test to show when you will be likely to live for

    http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/
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    Not really mean.... I don't think anyone takes these things seriously... all in fun Here's mine:

    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    December 10, 2064
    at the age of 87 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Heart Attack (14%)
    Alien Abduction (14%)
    Loneliness (8%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

    August 23, 2046
    at the age of 78 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (24%)
    Heart Attack (24%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
    Loneliness (6%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Auto Fellatio (6%)

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    Well that was interesting!

    My results are:

    June 27, 2050
    at the age of 78 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (30%)
    Homicide (16%)
    Alcoholism (8%)



    Okay, what was with the question about "hairy nipples"?

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    OCT. 25. 2029 at the age of 67

    ...lovely...I have 26 years to live
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    December 6, 2039
    at the age of 69 years old.
    Cancer (14%)
    Suicide (13%)
    Heart Attack (10%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Drowning (10%)
    Alien Abduction (9%)
    Homicide (7%)



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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 26, 2054
    at the age of 84 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (26%)
    Heart Attack (22%)
    Horrible Accident (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
    "A wise and frugal Government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government" - Thomas Jefferson.

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    August 29, 2054
    at the age of 84 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Heart Attack (19%)
    Horrible Accident (6%)
    Homicide (5%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)
    Third Degree Burns (5%)
    Auto-Fellatio (5%)
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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    February 13, 2024
    at the age of 49 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (32%)
    Heart Attack (30%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)


    Wow, I only have 20 years to live
    Brandon in Baltimore, MD

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    Originally posted by Brand1974

    Wow, I only have 20 years to live
    Just be glad you dont have to worry about passing away from auto fellatio, like I do!
    "A wise and frugal Government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor and bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government" - Thomas Jefferson.

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    I will be passing away at 49 too--guess I'd better start to wrap stuff up!
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    I can count to potato! I has a SNEAKY...
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    March 22, 2039
    at the age of 70 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (22%)
    Heart Attack (13%)
    Electrolysis (11%)
    Alcoholism (10%)
    Homicide (6%)
    Alien Abduction (6%)

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    May 14, 2064
    at the age of 91 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Heart Attack (27%)
    Cancer (27%)
    Homicide (10%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Loneliness (5%)
    Drowning (5%)

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    Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:


    May 8, 2038
    at the age of 62 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (27%)
    Horrible Accident (15%)
    Homicide (11%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Drowning (6%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)


    Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


    15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
    Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
    The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
    10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
    4% have had team sex.
    8% work in the porn business.
    And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
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    it was nice knowing you all


    October 1, 2031
    at the age of 66 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (26%)
    Auto-Fellatio (17%)
    Heart Attack (14%)
    Suicide (11%)
    Alien Abduction (8%)
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    Originally posted by Jasper


    Just be glad you dont have to worry about passing away from auto fellatio, like I do!
    Be happy yours is only 5% as compared to Cal's 17%

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    Here's mine:

    January 29, 2056
    at the age of 87 years old.

    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (31%)
    Heart Attack (19%)
    Alcoholism (7%)
    Loneliness (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Alien Abduction (5%)

    Kick ass! I've got 52 more years to go. I should celebrate and go out and find some of those that answered 'yes' to team sex!!!
    Last edited by tonepoet; 9-29-03 at 09:54 PM.
    "Whattaya wanna do with your life!?!?



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    Re: death test

    January 20, 2017
    at the age of 45 years old.

    WOW !!!!!!

    Only a few more years to go!! I better live it up


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    Re: death test

    November 27, 2053 at the tender age of 73

    Heart attack (24%)
    Cancer (23%)
    Alien abduction (10%)
    Homicide (7%)
    Horrible accident (6%)

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    Re: death test

    Never happen! Ain't no way I'll make it that long...

    October 14, 2022
    at the age of 55 years old.


    On that date you will most likely die from:

    Cancer (32%)
    Alien Abduction (16%)
    Heart Attack (14%)
    Homicide (9%)
    Auto-Fellatio (7%)
    Suicide (5%)
    Contagious Disease (5%)
    - Shakey

    "If I'm here and you're here, then doesn't that make it our time? - Jeff Spicoli, 1982

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