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Pick up lines that just dont work

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  1. #1
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    Pick up lines that just dont work

    1) Wow, you have really gorgeous eyes. Now if only they weren't surrounded by that hideous face!
    2) What's your sign? Kick me?
    3) Are you a movie star? Because you seem really mentally unstable.
    4) Hi, I'm new in town. Do you know where the pretty girls hang out?
    5) What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this, besides farting?
    6) Do you know karate? Because your b.o. is really kickin'!
    7) Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Most likely, it'll be your penis. You’re a drag queen, right?
    8) Excuse me, I think you dropped something. Your wit, intelligence, and sense of style.
    9) Are those two cantaloupes in your shirt? Because I'll need something to **** after you pass out, you drunken idiot.
    10) Can I get your phone number? Can I get your phone number removed from the phone book, so that no one will ever make the mistake of calling you?
    11) Sweetness is my weakness. And ugly is my enemy. Prepare to die!
    12) Would you like to go out to dinner, or do you think you're fat enough already?
    13) When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt? Because it looks like you got really banged up.
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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    ) What's your sign? Kick me?
    13) When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt? Because it looks like you got really banged up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper
    7) Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Most likely, it'll be your penis. You’re a drag queen, right?

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    This reminds me of something my mother said to her current husband when he picked her up for their first date many years ago. My step-dad had been involved in a really bad motorcycle accident when he was in his 20's and from that, he has a scar that goes from his cheek, down to his chin & instead of my mom asking, "How did you get that scar"? She belts out, "How did your face get all torn up?" Apparantly he almost got up & left, but realized she was probably nervous & it came out wrong. Plus the tight jeans she was wearing looked real good that night!

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work


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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper
    11) Sweetness is my weakness. And ugly is my enemy. Prepare to die!

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    A nice defense for unsavory persuers...

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    Wow, you have really gorgeous eyes. Now if only they weren't surrounded by that hideous face!
    These are mean...BUT FUNNY!
    ...whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable if anything is excellent or praiseworthy think about such things."

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    13) When you fell from Heaven, did it hurt? Because it looks like you got really banged up.
    Oh, now, I don't look that bad! I bruised my arse and my pride was damaged, but the rest looks OK.


    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jasper
    7) Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up. Most likely, it'll be your penis. You’re a drag queen, right?
    Best one listed

    I wonder if any of these lines have actually been said!

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    11) Sweetness is my weakness. And ugly is my enemy. Prepare to die!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan View Post
    funny

    another good one

    4) Hi, I'm new in town. Do you know where the pretty girls hang out?

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    Re: Pick up lines that just dont work

    I wonder if Jasper has USED any of these lines?

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    I wonder if he did,IF HE WOULD TELL US

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