Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bootstrap.php(430) : eval()'d code on line 322

Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2958

Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2958

Warning: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in ..../includes/class_bbcode.php on line 2958
Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

80s Forum: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 21

Thread: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    east coast
    Age
    47
    Posts
    7,937

    Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    I was on snopes.com looking for the woman that gave birth to a frog story & I didn't find anything about that, but I did find this disturbing article!!

    WARNING: Mature content

    http://www.snopes.com/risque/bestial/deertongue.asp


    HOLY CRAP! That is sick

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Apr 2001
    Location
    Lake Dreamland
    Posts
    20,582

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    All I have to say is...Blech!!!
    Thank You for Being a Friend: A Golden Girls Trivia Book
    The Totally Awesome 80s TV Trivia Book!

    Official Stalker of the Amazing & Wonderful jen*!!!
    Openly Stalking Torchwood Fan!!!
    Thrilled to Have Our Beloved Xchange Back Again!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Age
    48
    Posts
    3,443

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Well I guess if that is what gets you off...

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Medford, Massachusetts, United
    Age
    45
    Posts
    8,475

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    That is flucking sick! How can you forget something like that? And I wonder what her answer to her gyno's questions were? EWWWWWWWW!
    ~*uuɐloɹɐɔ~*
    Stalked by the fantabulos Prefab Sprouter
    Partners in Crime with Annette
    Proud member of the metal chick posse
    Member of the Xchange Badgirl club!
    Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for - in order to get to the job you need to pay for the clothes and the car, and the house you leave vacant all day so you can afford to live in it.
    ~ Ellen Goodman

    Trekkin By Harket..


    Boston Bruins

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    Zurich, Switzerland
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,322

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Aw, for crying out loud!!

    - He obviously just ain't doing it right for the Missus to go to such extremes
    Stalker of TC and Jen
    Milani's partner in Crime
    Official supplier of Officially Crap UK music to DJDaffy
    Stalker of BrandyBlue

    _____________________________________________

    ______________________________
    'The Moose says you're closed, I say you're open'

    ________________________
    Miami Vice...accept NO movie imitations!

  6. #6
    Join Date
    May 2002
    Location
    Club Chubby
    Posts
    6,830

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    I wonder if she gets hot when she sees the cow tongues at Safeway?

    Don't wanna wait 'til you know me better
    Let's just be glad for the time together
    Life's such a treat and it's time you taste it
    There ain't a reason on earth to waste it
    It ain't a crime to be good to yourself

    Lick it up, lick it up, it's only right now
    Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
    Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
    Lick it up, lick it up

    Don't need to wait for an invitation
    You gotta live like you're on vacation
    There's something sweet you can't buy with money - lick it up, lick it up
    It's all you need, so believe me honey
    It ain't a crime to be good to yourelf

    Come on - it's only right now (it's only right now)
    Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah
    Yes,i'm a new world samurai and a redneck none the less

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    In a pineapple under the sea..
    Posts
    1,213

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Slayergrrl
    How can you forget something like that? EWWWWWWWW!
    My thoughts exactly, SG! It's one thing to use it (which is beyond nasty) but to FORGET ABOUT IT?
    Never seen without a tube of lip gloss

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Earth
    Age
    43
    Posts
    2,529

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jillybean
    My thoughts exactly, SG! It's one thing to use it (which is beyond nasty) but to FORGET ABOUT IT?
    Yeah, but it also says she probably didn't forget, but was unable to retrieve it and made up the story about forgetting it was in there. I'd buy the embarrassment story over just forgetting.

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Location
    In my own world
    Age
    53
    Posts
    7,410

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by lostboy
    Well I guess if that is what gets you off...

    EWWWWWW!!!!! Keep that tongue on your side Mister!!!!

  10. #10
    Join Date
    May 2001
    Location
    Costa Rica
    Posts
    2,851

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Why would a woman go to such lengths (lol) when there is a Bogie perfectly willing to help out when hubby's out hunting?

    Boom! Boom!
    Waaahahahahaha!

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jul 2001
    Location
    Vacationing in Hell
    Age
    47
    Posts
    6,213

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Damn, now that was strange.
    Sneaking a peek at Princess P
    Waiting for BrownEyedGirl to come my way, again and again.

    Richard's Dazed and Confused Website

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    In a pineapple under the sea..
    Posts
    1,213

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PunkyPower
    Yeah, but it also says she probably didn't forget, but was unable to retrieve it and made up the story about forgetting it was in there. I'd buy the embarrassment story over just forgetting.

    That could very well be true but you just never know these days! I know that I'D be making stuff up if I were her!!!
    Never seen without a tube of lip gloss

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Aug 2001
    Location
    Dreaming of IL
    Age
    47
    Posts
    3,517

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Oh God, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

  14. #14
    Join Date
    May 2000
    Location
    YOU aren't in on the joke!
    Age
    49
    Posts
    17,359

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Four words in that article that should never, EVER be mentioned in the same sentence. Womans Vagina, Decaying Flesh.

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Earth
    Age
    43
    Posts
    2,529

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by jillybean
    That could very well be true but you just never know these days! I know that I'D be making stuff up if I were her!!!
    My friend's mom is a nurse at the health department and they have women come in who think they're pregnant but who really forgot the last tampon. DUH! How do you forget? That's what the strings are for!

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Jun 2003
    Location
    east coast
    Age
    47
    Posts
    7,937

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    My gynocologist told me a story of a girl who came in complaining of a foul odor coming from her coochie and come to find out, she had left a tampon inside her for four weeks but the worst part is - she came BACK with the SAME PROBLEM 6 months later

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Earth
    Age
    43
    Posts
    2,529

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PoisonGirl234
    My gynocologist told me a story of a girl who came in complaining of a foul odor coming from her coochie and come to find out, she had left a tampon inside her for four weeks but the worst part is - she came BACK with the SAME PROBLEM 6 months later
    SHOOT HER!!

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
    Location
    New Hampshire, USA
    Age
    99
    Posts
    9,303

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by PunkyPower
    SHOOT HER!!

    Yes, before she finds a way to breed, PLEASE!

    How do you forget that you put something up your hoo-ha? And with all the marital aids out there--if you can think of it, it's out there, and much safer--how can you think about putting a rotting animal part in your vagina? How could you think of it ANYWAY? Forgetting a tampon? Simple math will tell you that that situation should zero out each time--add one now, subtract one later.
    ~~X~~~~X~~
    Nunc scio quid sit amor
    ****************************************

    ~~Resident Urban Cougar-Boo~~
    Joe Elliot, Charlie Hunnam, Wentworth Miller, Kip Winger,Travis Fimmel, Tim McGraw Jon Bon Jovi and Billy Wirth walk into a bar...
    did I forget anyone, girls?

    SIT DOWN, BUCKLE IN, HANG ON, SHUT UP
    I will find my inner child and kick his little ass
    Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
    |PLAY >|STOP| <<RWD|FFWD>>|RCD|II|STFU!!!|
    You are starting to make sense. Time to up my medications!
    Spay or neuter your animals if you truly love them

    We have enough youth--what we need is a fountain of SMART!
    AMERICA'S NUMBER ONE RESOURCE OF UNTAPPED ANGER, now in fashionable PINK
    DO NOT LEAVE ME UNSUPERVISED. If you do, DO NOT LEAVE WITNESSES
    Even BAD kitties get NINE LIVES
    MOMMMMMM...Retro's throwing wombats at me again...
    It's okay dear, they're COMBAT wombats!
    stand there, say nothing...thaaaatttt'ssss better
    80sxchange bad girls club
    trying to catch the deluge in a paper cup
    I can count to potato! I has a SNEAKY...
    Raging bitchkitty
    scared of my own shadow but not afraid of you
    ab astra

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Nov 2003
    Location
    In a pineapple under the sea..
    Posts
    1,213

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Coochie? Hoo-ha? LMFAO!!!! You girls crack me up!!!

    Yeah, I don't get how someone could forget to take a tampon out. Blech!
    Never seen without a tube of lip gloss

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Location
    Earth
    Age
    43
    Posts
    2,529

    Re: Omfg!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by BrandyBlue
    Yes, before she finds a way to breed, PLEASE!

    How do you forget that you put something up your hoo-ha? And with all the marital aids out there--if you can think of it, it's out there, and much safer--how can you think about putting a rotting animal part in your vagina? How could you think of it ANYWAY? Forgetting a tampon? Simple math will tell you that that situation should zero out each time--add one now, subtract one later.
    Well geez, I really hope this Rhodes Scholar breeds and blesses the Earth with tons her genius offspring.

    I've seen plenty of dead deer in my life and not once was I turned on by one. Even an antler would have been better than a tongue. I can't even look at cow tongues in the grocery store and I certainly can't fathom doing what SHE did. The whole tampon business blows my mind away, too. You'd think hubby would let her know she smells like rotting flesh and blood, but maybe he's just as bright as her.

Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Bookmarks

Posting Rules

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
[Output: 154.21 Kb. compressed to 125.05 Kb. by saving 29.16 Kb. (18.91%)]