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The Farmers Daughters

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    Smile The Farmers Daughters

    A small town farmer had 3 daughters. Being a single father, he
    tended to be somewhat over-protective of them. When gentlemen
    came to take his daughters out on a date, he would greet them
    with a shotgun to make sure that they knew who was boss.

    One evening all of his daughters had plans. The doorbell rang,
    the farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young
    gentleman said, "Hi, I'm Joe. I'm here for Flo. We're going to
    the show - Is she ready to go?" The farmer frowned, but decided
    to let them go.

    The doorbell rang again a few minutes later, the farmer got his
    shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said, "Hi, I'm
    Eddie. I'm here for Betty, We're gonna get spaghetti - Is she
    ready?" The farmer frowned but decided to let them go.

    The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer
    got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said,
    "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.

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    LMAO!!!! very funny myst! I can relate to chuck.............lol
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    LMAO!! Good one, Myst.

    Ted, you wouldn't know from Chuck.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Another good one!
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    Funny! I tell you, them farmers are so hot tempered!

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    lol.I think i can guess that ending.
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    LMAO!! Looks like Chuck ran outta luck!
    I tell You, dating in the countryside's no walk in the park!!
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    Poor Chuck! He was only going to take her for a ride in his truck. Honest! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by morningmyst
    The doorbell rang again after a couple of minutes. The farmer got his shotgun and answered the door. A young gentleman said,
    "Hi, I'm Chuck..." And the farmer shot him.
    Hehe all kinds of things he COULD have said

    "Hi, I'm Chuck... I am here asking for you to pray for extra luck so we dont get stuck while getting the buck and have to say 'Ah fuck' and cancel the trip!"

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