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You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When...

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    Post You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When...

    1. A friend calls and says, "How are you? Your phones have been busy for a
    year!"

    2. You forgot how to work the TV remote control.

    3. You see something funny and scream, "LOL, LOL."

    4. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.

    5. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 3 days and 45 minutes.

    6. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.

    7. You buy a laptop and a cell phone so you can have AOL in your car.

    8. Tech support calls YOU for help.

    9. You beg your friends to get an account so you can "hang out."

    10. You get a second phone line just to call out for pizza.

    11. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen name on it.

    12. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.

    13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.

    14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to sleep.

    15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are sending an instant
    message to.

    16. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your
    ignore button handy.

    17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being online for a while.

    18. "Where did the time go?"

    19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special person to sign on.

    20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

    21. .....You end your sentences with.....three or more periods.......

    22. You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech support.

    23. You think faster than the computer.

    24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with {{{hugs}}} and
    **kisses**.

    25. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.

    26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

    27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the blood shot eyes.

    28. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like this...."BRB.
    leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".

    29. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of-Life.

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    hahaha! Those are great.
    ...whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable if anything is excellent or praiseworthy think about such things."

    Have you hugged your penguin today?

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    Wink

    *LOL* Guess its too late for me now, since Im thinking recently of how to improve the looks of our area in the 'real world' with Photoshop and how to upload it then...


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    LMAO!! I need more time OFF the computer! At work we say 'laughed my ass off' all the time!

    I think something like this was posted once before??

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    Cool

    No, this wasn't posted before, but we did have a little discussion about it in the Member's Lounge once...think it was part of the 'senseless topics' series

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    Smile

    #1 and #17 apply to me. I have thought about doing #11 in the past.

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    These are great. I plead very guilty to #21...
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    LOL!! Great item, Stacy!! Love it!!

    Topcat, don't forget how we 'air type', also!! LOL!!

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Cool

    #21 is definitely my big guilty one.... lol Been doing that since I started Instant Messaging and such

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    Oh how I wish I had this feature in real life!
    16. You look at an annoying person off-line and wish that you had your
    ignore button handy.
    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iluvthe80s
    #1 and #17 apply to me.
    Yes i can concur

    A very nice,truthfull listing!

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