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Who's The Boss?

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    Okay. First of all, I apologize for not being around lately. I've just getting ready to have my business to online and it's been very time consuming.. I'll be back HOPEFULLY tomorrow afternoon. I will do my very best. I hate being away for stretches like this, but sometimes I have no choice.. I hope there are no problems...

    Okay, now for the little funny thing:

    When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be the Boss. The brain said, "I should be Boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."

    The feet said, "We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

    The hands said, "We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."

    And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

    Management lesson: You don't need brains to be a Boss - any asshole will do.

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    Sal Collaziano

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    No probs around here Sal...your mods got ya back Good joke...lol and just too true .

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    - Roemello
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