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My private part

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    My private part

    An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.

    Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
    Yes, Nurse Tracy," said Mr. Goldstein, "My private part died today,
    and I am very sad."


    Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my
    condolences."


    The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with his
    private part hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.

    "Mr. Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that. Please put your private part back inside your pajamas."

    "But, Nurse Tracy," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday that my private part died."


    Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?"asked Nurse Tracy.

    "Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."

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    Hehe i dunno what i'd do if i saw someone with thier straw hanging out

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    Re: My private part

    U.S. Air Force pilot

    The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

    I have a friend who flew Lear Jets for the U.S. Air Force. He would occasionally be assigned to an air show where one of his tasks was answering questions about his plane. Someone would always point to the fuel tank and ask if it was a missile. His standard answer was, "I can neither confirm or deny the presence of nuclear weapons on this aircraft."

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    Re: My private part

    rel·e·vant (rl-vnt)
    adj. Having a bearing on or connection with the matter at hand

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