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Jani Lane from Warrant

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    Jani Lane from Warrant

    Have you seen him on VH-1's Celebrity Fit Club ?

    HE LOOKS HORRIBLE !!

    Is it just me that thinks this ?


    LOSE THE GLASSES JANI !!!!

    Not that he is like overweight but he REALLY just looks bad !

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    He's a train wreck. He was a train wreck when we opened for Warrant a couple of years ago, and he's done NOTHING to improve the situation.

    How sad when you have to resort to appearing on a reality show to showcase to the entire world what a fat f*ck you've become.

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it him! Poor Jani Lane, chilling with Jack'ee! No more Cherry Pie for that man!

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan
    He's a train wreck. He was a train wreck when we opened for Warrant a couple of years ago, and he's done NOTHING to improve the situation.

    How sad when you have to resort to appearing on a reality show to showcase to the entire world what a fat f*ck you've become.

    He really wasn't that overweight ! Not like Phil (Bam's Dad) !
    He could stand to lose a few ! My shock was just his looks in general !

    What happened to him Pagan ? Drugs, attitude or what ?

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    Well Sandy, when he walked into the club for the soundcheck he didn't even look at the stage. The first words out of his mouth were "Where's the bar?"

    Then he got completely faced, and when he was onstage he sweats so much that you can see through his hair to his scalp. He looked like what would come out if John Elway and Riff Raff from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" had a baby.

    He drooled all over himself when he drank out of a bottle onstage, and pretty much failed to realize that it wasn't 1988 anymore, and the girls weren't drooling over him. He was hitting on practically every woman in the place.

    It was sad to watch, because he still sounded great and the band ROCKED. He just let his personal life and his body turn into a mess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pagan
    Well Sandy, when he walked into the club for the soundcheck he didn't even look at the stage. The first words out of his mouth were "Where's the bar?"

    Then he got completely faced, and when he was onstage he sweats so much that you can see through his hair to his scalp. He looked like what would come out if John Elway and Riff Raff from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" had a baby.

    He drooled all over himself when he drank out of a bottle onstage, and pretty much failed to realize that it wasn't 1988 anymore, and the girls weren't drooling over him. He was hitting on practically every woman in the place.

    It was sad to watch, because he still sounded great and the band ROCKED. He just let his personal life and his body turn into a mess.
    Thats what I figured ! Well, he looks like crap thats for sure ! I see what you mean about his hair situation ..
    Its truly sad how he ruined a good thing he had !
    I see they have a new lead singer too ! How long ago did this happen ? I hope he has changed since and is trying to turn a new leaf.

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    http://www.donewaiting.com/atomicned...es/missing.jpg

    Is this really him? I know people get older, and they can get heavier and all that, but some people look like maybe they just gave up altogether. It's really kind of sad.

    It sounds like he just can't let go of the past. I know I long for days when I was younger, but that's only because I know what I know now. I wouldn't trade the person I am becoming for anything.

    I hope he can pull himself together before his problems pull him apart.

    By the way, this wasn't my doing, I saw it posted somewhere and thought it was way more sad than comical.

    I'm not posting it here because there are some people who might find it offensive.
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    Oh Jani - he used to be HOT!!! What happened? He truly let himself go. Hopefully on this Celebrity Fit Club, he will develop a healthier lifestyle and lose some weight.
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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Go ahead and post it Brandy. It is what he is. If anyone's offended they REALLY need to lighten up. It's not like he doesn't look that way.

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    This is a pic I found on the VH-1.

    Honestly he looks worse than this !


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    Just sad It's not even so much the looks that are sad, that can happen to people when they get older. It's the obvious disregard he has for anyone else around him.
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    did I forget anyone, girls?

    SIT DOWN, BUCKLE IN, HANG ON, SHUT UP
    I will find my inner child and kick his little ass
    Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
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    You are starting to make sense. Time to up my medications!
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    MOMMMMMM...Retro's throwing wombats at me again...
    It's okay dear, they're COMBAT wombats!
    stand there, say nothing...thaaaatttt'ssss better
    80sxchange bad girls club
    trying to catch the deluge in a paper cup
    I can count to potato! I has a SNEAKY...
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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Jani of yesterday !








    The Jani of today .. Sad huh ?

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    OH MAN! That is so harsh when you directly compare the two!
    Good luck getting your shit together, Jani!

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    I saw the show and had no idea that was even him till they said who he was...

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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Hey at least he doesn't have the mohawk i saw him with...and dressed all punk.. say what ya want.. he looks better now than he did 2 years ago.
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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Damn! That is bad. THe last time I saw Warrant was back in 1991 and have heard from them since! He does look like hell! What the hell happened to him?????

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    OMG..I couldnt BELIVE it was him...my hubby goes..do you recognize that guy?? I said..OH no it aint..but it indeed IS... I understand he's older and all now, but sheesh..
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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    Quote Originally Posted by Evil
    Hey at least he doesn't have the mohawk i saw him with...and dressed all punk.. say what ya want.. he looks better now than he did 2 years ago.
    Oh man...agreed! I remember that look! God DAMN he was NASTY!!




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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    That mohawk looks HIDEOUS! That is definitely not the look for the former lead singer of a hair band!!! Come on Jani!
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    Re: Jani Lane from Warrant

    The contrast in the bad was crazy... the guys all still had that 80's kinda look and theres Jani in black with electrical tape and a ****in mohawk...and fat too!

    I mean we all age but wtf man....
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