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How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

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    How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Quote Originally Posted by ImSooSure
    Same as how to lose your lover... only this is all about the job! List alphabetically ways to lose your job.
    One play per day per player.

    Starting over with A:

    Ask your boss if she gained weight because her ass looks huge in that skirt.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    BEEP loudly as your boss backs up!!!

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    Critique your Bosses job preformance constantly...............
    Last edited by surfnut; 2-23-06 at 11:52 AM.
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    Deepen your appreciation for daytime soup operas on his/her dime

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    Egg the bosses' car after you've let all the air out of his tires.
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    Follow you boss around the office singing "we're off to see the wizard!, the wonderful wizard of oz!"

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    Give your boss a brownie laced with Exlax
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    Hollow out the insides of his chair legs, an dfilm him bust his a$$ as he trys to sit down.

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    Initiate an employee walkout
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    Jump on the table and do the chicken dance in the middle of a board meeting

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    Knock the bosses' toupee off his head and send it to his biggest client overseas.
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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Loosen all the lug nuts on the bosses car!

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    Manifest some choice porn slides to strategically place at key places in his next big presentation.

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    Not show up to work all week without informing the boss.
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    While operating machinery not certified for, knock down the employee cafeteria walls
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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Pick his nose.
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    quietly organize your office into a union and stage a walkout two days before a major deadline.

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    Riot on company time
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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Shred bosses paycheck in front of him/her....Tell them you are simply testing the shredder to see how much S**t it can take.
    Last edited by Diofan; 3-14-06 at 12:33 AM.

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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Terminate the bosses' lover and then tell his/her spouse.
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