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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Backdate all the extra work you have done and send him an invoice

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    Call him in the middle of the night every night and ask him if he's sure he got all his work done for the day.
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    Doodle on everypage of his planner with crayons (allthough nobody used paper planners anymore )

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    Exit the office building everyday with your bosses keys.
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    Fart in your office meeting an blame it on the boss.


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    Great the boss every morning with a song sung way off pitch....i'd give you till the end of the week

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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Hire strippers to show up at lunch.

    ...oh wait... that would get me a promotion! Hmmmmmmm...

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    Initiate a new filing plan that is not alphabetical but goes by what company you enjoy working with best goes to the front of the file cabinet.
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    Juggle those nasty urinal mints with one hand while taking a pee with the other.

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    Keep asking him who beat him with an ugly stick.
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    Like your fingers loudly every day while eating fried chicken for lunch at your desk over important paperwork.

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    Make out with the picture of His/Her spouse on the desk.
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    Name your pet chimp after your boss and tell him all about it.

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    Oink oink noises everytime he is around you.
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    P - Put all the trash in the office in your BOSS's office then call HIS BOSS complaining how much of a messy worker your boss is;laugh like crazy when confronted

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    Buy a stink bomb and put it in his car
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    Quickly drive into your bosses private parking space just as he's turning into it, then walk right past him pretending not to notice him


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    Randomly sleep in hours late with uncanny consistancy!

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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    Sun yourself in a deckchair right outside your bosses window (when you're supposed to be working!) wear some sunglasses, get a drink with one of those umbrellas in it - call out to him occasionally with "Can you get me another Pina Colada please?"


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    Re: How To Lose Work ABCs - 2

    these are getting a bit creative.

    Turn on your favorite music or movie REAL loud, whether it's on computer, radio, etc, and just enjoy it, ignoring any responses.

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