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    Pick up Lines

    God awefull ones and sincere ones...............................
    Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!
    I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    did it hurt........when you fell from heaven?

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    What's your stats?
    (heard that one today for the first time)

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    Let's try sticking to one a day so the cheese can be enjoyed by everyone, M'kay?

    "Oh, you're married? Happily?"

    As if that makes a difference to my NO THANKS, asshat.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    i forgot my phone number can i borrow yours?

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    To qoute the Bellamy Brothers. "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"

    you're dispicable!
    Did you get that thing I sent ya?
    I'm not who I was.
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    Re: Pick up Lines

    My favourite...
    "Do you know what would look great on you?...Me"

    Unfortunately, the worst line I ever got, cannot be posted here

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    "There's a party in my pants and you're invited!"

    Please.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    come sit on my lap...we can talk about the first thing that pops up....blah..blah ...blah...oldest one i know!

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    I LOVE THIS ONE!!!

    Lick your finger and wipe it on her sleeve. Then say, "Lets get you out of those wet clothes.
    I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    I'd swear you was a keg, cuz I'd LOVE to tap dat ass!

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    "Are your pants made of Windex, because I can see myself in them?!"

    Probably because you're a cross-dresser.

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put yoU and I together!

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    How about I buy you dinner tonight and you MAKE breakfast in the morning.
    I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    Hey baby, jump in my low-rider and let's rotate these tires!

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    "The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first."

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
    I dont suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    Old as time:

    Your place or mine?

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    Re: Pick up Lines

    Are we near an airport, or is that the sound of my heart taking off?

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