In this game, you take something bad and make it seem like nothing.

An hired assassin becomes a "Population Control Specialist"

Falling face first in the mud becomes "Having an organic facial mud treatment"

A flat tire becomes "A chance to recycle"

We all know these chirpy bastards. I can be one of them. Let's just play along!

Here's yours to spin -- spin it and post the next one

That guy at the coffee shop holding up the line because he doesn't know what he wants.