I have been trying to figure this out for months and am totally stumped:
There was a music video from the 80s where this guy is on the phone using a "1-900" number. In his mind he is talking to this beautiful woman, but at the end of the video you actually see that she's this big, ugly lady with rollers in her hair and little kids running around.
If anyone can help me figure out what song this is, you will save me some sleepless nights! Thanks