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    How much information is too much information??!!

    DJ: “Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of ‘Mate Match’?”

    Contestant: (laughing) “Yes, I have.”

    DJ: “Great! Then you know we’re giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.”

    Contestant: “Brian.”

    DJ: “Brian, are you married or what?”

    Brian: (laughing nervously) “Yes, I am married.”

    DJ: “Thank you. Now, what is your wife’s name? First only please.”

    Brian: “Sara.”

    DJ: “Is Sara at work, Brian?”

    Brian: “She is gonna kill me.”

    DJ: “Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?”

    Brian: (laughing) “Yes, she’s at work.”

    DJ: “Okay, first question – when was the last time you had sex?”

    Brian: “About 8 o’clock this morning.”

    DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

    Brian: (laughing sheepishly) “Well…”

    DJ: “Question #2 – How long did it last?”

    Brian: “About 10 minutes.”

    DJ: “Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn’t at stake.”

    Brian: “Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.”

    DJ: “Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o’clock
    this morning?

    Brian: (laughing hard) “I, ummm, I, well…”

    DJ: “This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?”

    Brian: “Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks…”

    DJ: “Uh huh…”

    Brian: “…and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.”

    DJ: “Atta boy, Brian.”

    Brian: “On the kitchen table.”

    DJ: “Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I’ve done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife’s work number and call her up. You listen to this.”

    [3 minutes of commercials follow.]

    DJ: “Okay audience; let’s call Sarah, shall we?” (Touch tones…..ringing….)

    Clerk: “Kinkos.”

    DJ: “Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?”

    Clerk: “This is she.”

    DJ: “Sarah, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I’ve been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.”

    Sarah: (laughing) “A couple of hours?”

    DJ: “Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any answers away or you’ll lose. Sooooooo… do you know the rules of ‘Mate Match’?”

    Sarah: “No.”

    DJ: “Good!”

    Brian: (laughing)

    Sarah: (laughing) “Brian, what the hell are you up to?”

    Brian: (laughing) “Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.”

    DJ: “Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian’s answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.”

    Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

    DJ: “Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?”

    Sarah: “Oh God, Brian….uh, this morning before Brian went to work.”

    DJ: “What time?”

    Sarah: “Around 8 this morning.”

    DJ: “Very good. Next question. How long did it last?”

    Sarah: “12, 15 minutes maybe.”

    DJ: “Hmmmm. That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We’ve got one last question, Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?”

    Sarah: (laughing) “Yes.”

    DJ: “Where did you have it?”

    Sarah: “OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn’t tell them that did you?”

    Brian: “Just tell him, honey.”

    DJ: “What is bothering you so much, Sarah?”

    Sarah: “Well…”

    DJ: Come on Sarah…..where did you have it?

    Sarah: “Up the a$$…”

    After a long pause, the DJ said, “Folks, we need to take a station break”



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    Re: How much information is too much information??!!


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