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    funny porn star names

    Some of these are really porn stars. I read over this list and got a pretty big laugh out of it.

    Amber Waves
    April Fills
    Lance Romance
    Punnani Lova
    Pimpin Hairpies
    Michael J. Cocks
    Buck Naked
    Beverly Hills
    Peter North
    Dixie South
    Bronc Johnson
    Lance Alot
    Johny Cockring
    Harry Dickensider
    Jack Hammer
    Billy Club
    Dick Fitzwell
    Miles Long
    Betsy Onnerback
    Alfred Hugecock
    Buster Hyman
    Ivana Bigone
    Ivana Spankin
    Lady Likesitfast
    Mike McCrank
    Sharon Partners
    Sharon Peters
    Sharen Cox
    Holden McGroin
    Ben Withmany
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    LMAO! those are funny, but I might add these as well.

    Dick Alnite
    Connie Lingus
    Phil Atio
    Duke Shlongswinger
    Ivan Moorcock
    Manley Hardon

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    Some very original names there

    I also thought of one I like

    Rock Hardy

    And what about a famous name that should have been a porn star's name?

    Roger Moore

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    So true Recker, Roger Moore, never thought about it that way!!

    I would like to add a name that's always given me a chuckle:

    Little Oral Annie
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    I've heard of Little Anal Annie before.

    Ok I got to ask this. I don't understand the Roger Moore thing. Is it because he was in James Bond and that character always screws every chick around, or is there a way to pronounce the name that I haven't figured out yet?

    I'm just not getting it I guess...

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    There was some poor bastard from the 80's who used to put out synthesizer music--I have it on one of my CDs. His name is Dick Hyman. HIS REAL NAME!

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    A girl I used to know somehow knew a guy whose name was Richard Head...

    But he went by Dick Head.

    I can't imagine why...

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    Originally posted by aaronw
    I've heard of Little Anal Annie before.

    Ok I got to ask this. I don't understand the Roger Moore thing. Is it because he was in James Bond and that character always screws every chick around, or is there a way to pronounce the name that I haven't figured out yet?
    There was a 1979 Saturday Night Live skit starring "Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute" (Dan Aykroyd). To his female client he read aloud his work order to "roger you roundly". I guess it's a verb?

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    Ahhh I see. I saw that skit YEARS ago on a re-run. I had completely forgotten about that.

    Not quite a funny though...

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    I swear this is the gods honest truth,My friend Nick had a brother in the army,one day his brother brought one of his friends from the military over,this guys last name was Penishead(pronounced Pen-i-sheed)I didn't believe it until he showed me his drivers license.Too funny.
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    The only other names that come to mind that are real are these:

    My mom used to work for the state marine board. One boat registration renewal had the last name "Dirtybottom", and she said it was spelled just like that.

    The other was from my friends mom. The customers name was spelled "Fu--hammer", but pronounced "Few-ck-hammer".

    (obviously the F word)

    In either case, I would be getting my last name changed!

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    Re: funny porn star names

    LOL, thread brings back good memories in college. I used to do this with the porn star name generator on http://theporndude.com/ with my classmates of ruby class (where are the days!!!). Typing my first name ‘Paul’ in it, as an adult stud, I would be named as 'Pusseater Paul'

    Btw, anybody know Ron Jeremy (most famous male pornstar)? The guy is for porn, what hugh heffner is for playboy. He's currently working on parodies on youtube. He made his own 18+ version of Miley Cyrus wrecking ball. He did some pretty funny stuff

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=6xljA6zJn4I

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