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Kids Say The Honest-est Things - Part 2

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    Kids Say The Honest-est Things - Part 2

    Why We Love Children

    A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat. She asked him if it was dead or alive." Dead." She was informed. "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently. "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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    A little boy was doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a bitch is nine...."
    His mother heard what he was saying and gasped, "What are you doing?"
    The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math homework, Mom."
    "And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?" the mother asked.
    "Yes," he answered.
    Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day, "What are you teaching my son in math?"
    The teacher replied, "Right now, we are learning addition."
    The mother asked, "And are you teaching them to say two plus two, that son of a bitch is four?"
    After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered, "What I taught them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four!"

    You'd like to think so, wouldn't you?
    I don't know. I lost my psychic abilities when they stole my superhero powers.

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    LOL! Stop it! I swear to God you're killing me!
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    Talking They sure do!!!!

    A friend's 6 year old daughter told her Mom something about not being sure she liked Jesus. Her Mom says "What do you mean you don't know!! You LOVE Jesus!" And she says, "But I haven't met him yet!!"

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    Aren't kids wonderful!
    I was in a crowded grocery store and I had my boys with me. Well I heard one of them screaming and he was running toward me with a box in his hand. He screamed out "Mommy, Mommy here are your butt hole plugs,, don't forget your butt hole plugs"
    He was holding a box of tampons


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    Ohhhhh that's rich Milani!

    I have called tampons rabbits feet for years. The butt plugs is much better though!

    I gotta remember that...

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    Talking

    Funny.
    Now that this message is posted Mr.Fibble is very cross.

    He just got the high score on Double Dragon-Corey Woods
    (Fred Savage,1989,The Wizard)

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    That was good Val!
    Trixter

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    Oh my,i started laughing like crazy when i read the end of it

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