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    Sperm Count

    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

    The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

    "Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

    "We even called up Earleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?" The old man replied,

    "Yep. And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the jar open!"

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    Ohhh boy... have to blow the dust off that joke its so old!

    Heard that years and years ago....

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    Never heard it before!
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    Never heard it before very funny.. i especially like the image of using the armpit.. now there is something i haven't tried


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    I have trouble with jars to.
    Now that this message is posted Mr.Fibble is very cross.

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    Ah Huh! One those jokes that puts you on one train of thought and then it makes a quick turn in another direction, Good one, Recker!
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    Cool

    May be old, but I never heard it! What a riot! If they only figured out ya just give a good smack to the bottom...

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    I was expecting a different outcome

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    Re: Sperm Count

    Old classic

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    Re: Sperm Count

    Wow a joke I posted 12 years ago. I guess it really IS an old joke now.

    I didn't remember the punchline until I got down to about the 5th line.

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